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Post  NY on Thu May 14, 2009 8:21 am

Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together on the second tee when they hear a phone ring. The Canadian executive reaches into his bag and pulls out a cellular phone. “OK buy 1000 Microsoft shares,” the Canadian tells the other person on the phone, and then hangs up. He then says to the others, “I’m such an important person that I have to make sure my employees can reach me at any time. Therefore I carry a cell phone everywhere.”

On the next tee, they hear another phone. All of a sudden the American puts his finger to his mouth and his thumb to his ear and begins talking. When he gets off the line he tells the others, “I’m so important that I had my company install a microphone in my index finger and a speaker in my thumb. That way, I don’t have to worry about carrying a cellular telephone.”

The people are impressed and move on. On the green, they hear another phone ring. The German guy stands up tall and says, “OK sell the company now.” He loosens up and tells the others, “I’m so important that I had my company put a microphone in my lip and a speaker in my ear. That way all I need to do is stand up straight to get the signal.”

Everybody is really impressed and they continue playing. At the next tee they hear another phone ring. All of a sudden the Japanese executive runs into the bushes. After a few minutes, the others get worried about him so they go into the bushes. The Japanese guy is in the bushes with his pants around his legs and squatting. “Oh, we’re sorry,” the American executive exclaims, “we’ll leave you alone.”

“That’s OK,” the Japanese executive says “I’m just waiting for a fax.”

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