Chacha ki Jawani bakaul unki zabani

Aik din 4 larkay dhabay per bahtay Chai pee ray thay, wo log last week apnay college mai honay wali party k baray mai baat ker rahay thay aur larkiyon k sath kiyay gahay mazak share ker rahay thay. Ali jo kai apnay ap ko kafi handsome aur dashing samjta tha kahnay laga k party mai shamil her larki us ko dekh ker impress ho rahi thi. koi boli kitna handsome hai, smart hai, dashing hai, cool hai aur kafi kuch kahta raha, jo waqayhi sach tha.

In noojawanoon ki batain sun ker kareeb hi bahtay Chacha 70zzz ki hut gayee. Wo uthay aur larkoon kai pass aa ker kahnay lagay ....

" Woooo maaaaaiiiii 1970 mai jab Abu Dhabi mai tha, army mai tha, itna jawan tha mai, yay chora seena (like John Sena), yay uncha kad (like KALI) ab mai chota ho gaya hon ( chota nahi, sukar gaya hon), Gora rang .....aur.........khair. Jab mai road per guzarta tha tu her larki, her aurat (her hijra) mujhay dekhta tha ghoom ghoom ker, per mai kisi ki taraf nahi dekhta tha, kabhi gharor nahi kiya apnay husan per. Aik din mai Sheikh Zahid k pass gayaaa.... nahi nahi............Asal mai ................. Sheikh Zahid meray pass aya ................ aur kahnay laga...... kai tum meri 105 potiyoon mai say kisi aik per ungli rakh doo ............... tu mai tumhari us say shadi ker doon ga.............. peeeeeeerrr mai nai han nahi kari .............. Aaap dekhain itna husan honay kai bawajood ............... itni offers honay kai bawajood mai nai kabhi han nahi kari.............. aur 1971 mai jaa ker tumhari Aunty kai haath mai apna dil day diya, Wooooooooo bhiii.................. mai nai............ is liyay diya............ kai.......... khair........... lambhi kahani hai baad mai bataoo gaa"

Wo din aaj tak un 4 (charon) larkoon nai, Chahcha 70zzz kai agay koi baat karnay say ghuraiz kiya.....