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PATHAN JOKES

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PATHAN JOKES

Post  NY on Wed May 20, 2009 1:12 pm

PATHAN: Thinking hard..

WIFE: kya soch rahe ho??

PATHAN: Yeh P.T.V NEWS walon ko kaise pata chalta hai??

WIFE: kya??

PATHAN: yehi ke aap dekh rahe hain P.T.V NEWS





Ek pathan cycle pe se larki ke samne zoor se gira
aur jaldi se khara hogaya..

Larki: Oh my God! Ap thek hain

Pathan: Hum aise hi utarta hai...




Ek pathan namaz parh raha tha to dusra us ke baray main kisi ko bata raha tha. Yeh sahab baray namazi, parhaizgar, aur muttaqi hain.
Pathan namaz tor ke bola: Maine Hajj bhi kia hua hai

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Post  Admin on Sat May 23, 2009 7:30 am

1 Pathan interview daynay gaya, officer nay us ki taleem pochi to pathan nay kaha ..

B.M.S.M.P

officer ye kis degree ka naam hai?

Pathan: Bahaut Mushkil Say Matric Pass.
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Pathan ghar aya aur dekha 1 admi

Post  Admin on Sat May 23, 2009 7:31 am

Pathan ghar aya aur dekha 1 admi us ki bivi k sath so raha tha.
Pathan nai apni bivi ko baahut mara.
Bivi: mujhay maaf ker do, mai kabo nai pa saki.
Pathan: mehman ghar mai hai aur tu us ko chai pani pochnay k bajahay soo rahi hai, yay tu sharif admi hoga isi liyay khamoshi say soo gaya, koi aur hota tu naraz ho ker chala jata.
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Pathan to Bill Gates

Post  Admin on Sat May 23, 2009 7:31 am

Pathan to Bill Gates: tum bhi kamal ho yara.
Gates: Why?
Pathan: tum nai apna naam gates rakha hai, aur business tum windows ka kartay ho.
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Dosti ki azeem misaal

Post  Admin on Sat May 23, 2009 7:31 am

Dosti ki azeem misaal

Pathan nai mobile liya tu doston nai kaha mithai khilao
Pathan bazar gaya mobile bech ker mithai lay aya.
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Aay yara naswaar hai?

Post  Admin on Sat May 23, 2009 7:32 am

Pathan: aay yara naswaar hai?
Dukandar: Nahi, naswaar nahi bachta.

Pathan aglay din: naswaar hai?

Pathan again 3rd day: naswaar hai.
Dukandar ghausay mai: Nahi hai, ab aya na tu goli mar don ga.

4th day Pathan: Bandook aur goli hai?
Dukhandar: Nahi

Pathan: acha phir naswaar day do.
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